Anonymous asked:What would you do if you saw me under your bed and you realized I've been there throughout the time you were masturbating?
I’d be very concerned because there isn’t enough room under there for a person
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Congratulations on..that friend
Anonymous asked:Alright bro I dig it here's the thing. You know me just fine, and you have the same username as your instagram on here. You're welcome.
I figured this would happen just didn’t know how long it would be until people put two and two together….honestly not quite my best work but hey no one’s perfect
Anonymous asked:What's your twitter if you made one/have one/are making one?
Stranger I might be making one but you gotta give to receive, can you dig it? I want answers see -angles a light onto your face- I want a clue that no one else will know firstly do I know who you are second I so how did you find me thirdly I like to say thanks for the positive input on the blog and my comments
Anonymous asked:Dude u should make a twitter
Hmm maybe I should tweet thanks anon
Anonymous asked:What's the best Pokemon to eat with a girl you're going on a first date with?
Vanilluxe, and my main man Alakazam has got you covered on spoons
Anonymous asked:I love you. I'm obsessed with you. I think about you all of the time. I take pictures of you when you're not looking. I look into the people you hang around with, just to make sure they're good enough for you. I know a lot about you. Why don't you like me? I love you.
Are you alright stranger I think you might need to slow down. Also just a minor thing but who are you
I really don’t want to because honestly I know what to expect if I do, but I might actually be willing to bear it which is a first
Anonymous asked:You a virgin?
I didn’t study for this test